Thread: Booze Cruise V

i guess name tags are a good thing to NOT forget next time. I knew alot of ppl were booze crusin with us but didnt know most of you were along for the ride. i guess holding a dick sword its alil inconvienent to meet and greet new ppl haha

Originally Posted by dezerts10

i guess name tags are a good thing to NOT forget next time. I knew alot of ppl were booze crusin with us but didnt know most of you were along for the ride. i guess holding a dick sword its alil inconvienent to meet and greet new ppl haha

So in consuming a couple gallons of booze on the prerun. I dont remember anything after getting to the Aquarius

Originally Posted by KartmanAZ

So in consuming a couple gallons of booze on the prerun. I dont remember anything after getting to the Aquarius

only a few rad things happend after that ringing colorado belle bell with dick sword, getting asked to put dick sowrd away at CB bar. sheningans at CB bar, hearing about one chicks dude saying he was gonna kick my ass if i stuck the dick sword in his chicks face again ( so naturally I tried half assed ) nothing happened, too fast tooo ferious on the street and then CHOOO CHOOOOOOO shenaingans.

Who was at the Choochoo LATE saturday to experience the epicness of barney and me almost round housing her ass for trying to touch my crutches!!

Originally Posted by linked4dezert

Who was at the Choochoo LATE saturday to experience the epicness of barney and me almost round housing her ass for trying to touch my crutches!!

jorge? i know we talked about this at one point either in La paz or Laughlin. barneys butt hole actually pretty clean thats all i member about barney

Originally Posted by linked4dezert

Who was at the Choochoo LATE saturday to experience the epicness of barney and me almost round housing her ass for trying to touch my crutches!!

u know i was there! theres vid of double g gettin shown the dirty balloon knot..that was by far the funniest shit ever..

"I'm the best you're gonna do" Haha good times!

Originally Posted by dezerts10

jorge? i know we talked about this at one point either in La paz or Laughlin. barneys butt hole actually pretty clean thats all i member about barney

All the weekends blend in together.

Originally Posted by GREGASAURUS REX

"I'm the best you're gonna do" Haha good times!

that conversation was too funny!!!! "so we gonna fuck or what??" lmao

Originally Posted by dezerts10

i guess name tags are a good thing to NOT forget next time. I knew alot of ppl were booze crusin with us but didnt know most of you were along for the ride. i guess holding a dick sword its alil inconvienent to meet and greet new ppl haha

should have put the roll of name tags on the dicksword to dispense them.

Originally Posted by linked4dezert

Who was at the Choochoo LATE saturday to experience the epicness of barney and me almost round housing her ass for trying to touch my crutches!!

I was there. I have the long goatee. that was funny as fuck! "DON'T TOUCH ME! I WILL ROUND HOUSE YOUR ASS" all while sitting there holding your crutches.

Originally Posted by GREGASAURUS REX

"I'm the best you're gonna do" Haha good times!

Originally Posted by ranger00

that conversation was too funny!!!! "so we gonna fuck or what??" lmao

lmao! so glad that justin didn't bring her to our room. I didn't want to hear or wake up the next morning to them

Originally Posted by trever leach

lmao! so glad that justin didn't bring her to our room. I didn't want to hear or wake up the next morning to them

i have more sense then that, her room lol...plus youd of been the creepy guy in the corner FAPin it anyway

we have to go bigger next year boys.

i was there with brent in the white CURRIE shirt. dezerts10 you greg? at colorado bell you hit my chick in the face with the dicksword and i thought it was the funniest thing ever but her not so much. i dgafed and told her i wouldnt expect anything less to happen hahahahaha.

Originally Posted by prerun113

i was there with brent in the white CURRIE shirt. dezerts10 you greg? at colorado bell you hit my chick in the face with the dicksword and i thought it was the funniest thing ever but her not so much. i dgafed and told her i wouldnt expect anything less to happen hahahahaha.

thats a mans response! when she denied you later that night did u take what you wanted? lol

Originally Posted by prerun113

i was there with brent in the white CURRIE shirt. dezerts10 you greg? at colorado bell you hit my chick in the face with the dicksword and i thought it was the funniest thing ever but her not so much. i dgafed and told her i wouldnt expect anything less to happen hahahahaha.

i honestly do not remembr to many faces from that night exept the ones I really know. but yes Im Gregg.

Originally Posted by prerun113

you hit my chick in the face with the dicksword

winnar!!!!!!!!!!!

That was one hell of a weekend, it has been a long time since I had been to race and a first for RATR....I will definitely be there next year! I am sure I talked to a bunch of people on here but did not know who you were.

Originally Posted by 92yota

thats a mans response! when she denied you later that night did u take what you wanted? lol

i always get what i want. not hurtin in that department. 4 years together and still running strong